Word Origins

Where did the names Hamas and Gaza come from?
Answer: These words originated with the first firing of a barrage of rockets from a squadron of Israeli jets attacking terrorists camps. The first terrorist looked up and tried to exclaim Mohammed’s Ass but he shit himself at the same time and all that was heard was Hamas!
Gaza came to fruition shortly thereafter as the sounds his lungs made as the bombs sucked the air and lung sacks from his body cavity. Gaaaazaaa.