The Dumbass Driver Song

I drive twenty under in the left hand lane,

Cause I’m a dumbass,

Just a dumbass, Yes

I’m a dumbass,

And I like for you to have to follow me.

Cause I’m a dumbass,

Just a f**king dumbass.

I don’t go on the green,

Cause I’m on my phone.

Cause I’m a dumbass,

Just a dumbass, Yes

I’m a dumbass,

And I don’t mind if you wait on me,

Cause I’m a dumbass,

Just a f**king dumbass.

You can honk your horn or flip me off,

It doesn’t bother me.

Cause I’m a dumbass,

Just a dumbass, Yes

I’m a dumbass,

I like to make you angry, and it gives a laugh to me,

Cause I’m a dumbass,

Just a f**king dumbass.