They never disturb you with the sounds of lawn equipment operating.
They provide a continual source of intrigue as to why you can see glimpses of red, blue, and white light around your window blinds.
They never annoy you changing outdoor decorations. They usually leave something like a pumpkin on display all year.
They often don’t bother you coming and going as they spend many evenings in public service facilities such as hospitals and police stations.
People on crack are environmentally friendly, they only weight about 100 pounds and don’t eat anything or breath a lot of our air.
There is never any wonder where new grass diseases come from. Springtime is like opening natures surprise package.
There is never any doubt when a dirtbag neighbor gets a new home appliance. The old appliance sits on the street waiting on a Mexican to come take it and the new box weathers for months until you help haul it to the trash.
Curmudgeon Fun 